It's Friday the 13th tomorrow....

pastafreak | 23:36 Thu 12th Jun 2008 | ChatterBank

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And I have my job appraisal......HELP!!!! Must I cross all fingers and toes???

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bobtheturkey

its time jason vorhees dusted his hockey mask down

pastafreak

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Pasta scratches head...... ...is that going to help me,bob??

joggerjayne

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa OOF!!!

Just my rotten luck ...

... to run into the edge of the text frame!

bobtheturkey

well it might if he gets you then you wont need to worry about the appraisal

Psychick

I wonder how the job appraisal goes with you sat in a hockey mask? lol

raysparx1

No pasta never cross your toes, cos if you do you will fall over when you get to work, cross your legs and put clean knickers on and all will be well.

pastafreak

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It certainly won't help my hyperventilating as I slowly ( or quickly) panic-lol

pastafreak

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h-ray...always practical......and I will be prepared for anything!!

Psychick

Ray, is crossing her legs and wearing clean knickers connected or just two different tips? Didnt know if you was going to suggest a sharon stone impression? lol

raysparx1

it is a buy one get one free tip Psychick, clean knickers always impresses, and when I put mine on i feel ready for anything unexpected, keep another pair in your handbag pasta, never put them on your head though.

pastafreak

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it wouldn't work anyway.....my manager is gay!

Psychick

Unless of course they match the hockey mask ;) lol

pastafreak

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Even at the staff party next month???

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pastafreak

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Maybe I should just imagine my manager in the hockey mask.....I will never think of him the same way ever again!

pastafreak

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Thanks for being so realistic,tasty!

Psychick

Imagine him in the mask and your knickers, at least no matter what you will smile throughout the appraisal!

Ice.Maiden

Well to answer your original question hun...you might try your legs as well! the casting couch still exists!!!!

Runs off sharply! Thwack! OUCH! Thwack!

Evening all - xx

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raysparx1

Icy are you saying pasta should uncross her legs? maybe put them behind her ears?

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