Aussies.

[dilligaf]

A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to Melbourne, Australia.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.


The Aussie asked for a large rum and coke, with ice, which was quickly brought and placed before him, together with a small bag of complimentary nuts.

The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be stripped naked, whipped and then savagely raped by a dozen busty ****** than let a drop of liquor touch my lips."

The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,

"Me too, I didn't know there was a choice."

[Bellringer]

Don't believe that from an Aussie when there's booze to be had.
G'day

[LucianaScott]

oh my god :D that funny!...

[rugeleyboy]

nice one