A guy goes to the doctor to get the result of some tests. the doc says, " it's very bad news I'm afraid. " The guy says "Tell me, doc, I can take it." The doc says," You have a terminal condition and you only have 10....." The guy jumps in and says, " What, years, months, weeks, days?" The doc says, " 9,8,7,6,5,4,3..."