Speeding Elephant.

[William51]

Seen on the Two Ronnies TV programme. - An elephant has just done a ton on the motorway and police advise to drive with caution and treat it as a roundabout.

[Barsel]

Did you get that off Rondy?

[William51]

No. I remembered it myself.

[seekeerz]

Love it !!

[1ozzy]

I once worked for a circus circumcising elephants.

The pay was lousy but the tips were bigger

[Arksided]

As the leper said to the prostitute “keep the tip”

[1ozzy]

Geez Arky.

And I always thought you were an angelic vampire muppet ;-)

[AZardoz]

That doesn't even make any sense.

[Arksided]

Ozzy Mi ol' love spud... I sometimes live on the Darkside. That's what you get being awake at silly am.