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[maggiebee]

Stealing someone's coffee if called mugging
The other day I held the door open for a clown - it was a nice jester
Pasteurize: Too far to see
No matter how much you push the envelope it will still be stationery
Whoever invented "knock knock" jokes should get a no-bell prize
Energizer bunny arrested: Charged with battery
I put my grandma on speed dial; I call that instagram