And Some Folk Say That Romance Is No More

[wolf63]

I just got an email advising me of the perfect Valentine's gift.

https://heinztohome.co.uk/products/saucy-sauce-valentines-day?utm_campaign=newsletter-custom-c792230683f544d38d498344f185fe2e&utm_medium=email&utm_source=seguno

[pastafreak]

And the giver will likely feel the bottle make contact with their head pretty quickly.

[wolf63]

It sounds awful Pasta, tomato mayonnaise!!

[pastafreak]

A bit like Marie Rose sauce...bleh!

[johnny.5]

what the Hellman ????

[wolf63]

I think that I will stick to demanding chocolates. Much much more palatable and I believe that chocolate is good for us.

[Buenchico]

Hmmm.

Tomato ketchup AND mayonnaise! Two things that I truly detest!

Now there must be someone that I can give that to . . .

;-)

[wolf63]

Chris
remember to take a photo of their face as you present your gift of 'love'. You may end up wearing it.

I am a Brown Fruity Sauce and Salad Cream girl!

[pastafreak]

I'm a mayonnaise lady. Don't care for either brown sauce or ketchup...hate salad cream.

[Buenchico]

I've certainly always thought of you as 'fruity', Susan ;-)

[wolf63]

I'll take it as a compliment, Chris. My brother refers to me as Crazy Auntie Susan.

[Bazile]

Just use it like body chocolate ( so I'm told )

[Hopkirk]

Is it April the first already?

[Mamyalynne]

This is love.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07ZFVXKV1

[tonyav]

Ahhgggggg ^^^^^^^^

[tonyav]

Anyhoo whats wrong with a good old bottle of Worcestershire Sauce.

[wolf63]

I love Marmite!

[Buenchico]

Let's make a meal of it, Mamya ;-)
https://tinyurl.com/msym834b

[wolf63]

Tony
It would take years to finish a bottle of that stuff with the weird name

[tonyav]

with the weird name

Weird !, how very dare you. It's a next door county to me ;-)

[wolf63]

There are lots of weird names in England, not like up here in Scotland.

My niece in Nottingham has a Hamster called Leonard. Her last one was Gary.