Hamas Accused Of Fiddling The Figures
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Lawyer: Writes a 25,000 word document and calls it a "brief."
Banker: Lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Economist: Will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
Statistician: Is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.
Schoolteacher: Used to think they liked children.
Programmer: Solves a problem you didn't know you had, in a way you don't understand.
Diplomat: Can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you'll look forward to the trip.
Professor: Talks in someone else's sleep.
Psychologist: Watches everyone else when a beautiful woman enters the room.
Banker: Lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Economist: Will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
Statistician: Is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.
Schoolteacher: Used to think they liked children.
Programmer: Solves a problem you didn't know you had, in a way you don't understand.
Diplomat: Can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you'll look forward to the trip.
Professor: Talks in someone else's sleep.
Psychologist: Watches everyone else when a beautiful woman enters the room.
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