A Bedtime Story

[Rondy]

A girl of seven walked into her mother's bedroom and asked her to tell her a bedtime story.
The mother wasn't thrilled with the request. She said, "It's almost two in the morning."
"I know, Mummy, but I'd love to hear a story."
The mother said, "Lie down in bed with me. We'll wait for your father to get home and he'll tell us both one!"

[Smowball]

Lol! Very good.