JD
A good few years ago I attended my old police station reunion which was Paddington Green. It was held at the Victory Sevices Club Edgeware Road. I left early to catch the Tube at Marble Arch which was 100 metres up the road and was approached by a pretty young girl with a pseudo French accent. She was about 19years. "Are you looking for business?" she asked in a sexy French drawl. "Sure," I said and produced my Warrant Card, "your place or mine?"
She let out a load of expletives which were more Anglo Saxon than Gaul and I darted down the tube before I missed the last rattler. :-)