Creation Can Be Exhausting..

Patsy33 | 19:05 Sun 04th Nov 2018 | Jokes

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God is talking to one of his angels. He says, “Do you know what I have just done? I have just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth. Isn’t that good?”
The angel says, “Yes, but what will you do now?”

God says, “I think I’ll call it a day.

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sunny-dave

Get yer coat ...

Patsy33

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Im just warming up! Lol...

jim360

"And God called unto Abraham, saying 'Abraham.' And Abraham replied 'what?'"

retrocop

and gives Gabriel a garter. She is now Gabriel Night of the Garter

Jackdaw33

And God said unto Moses, "Come forth", but he came fifth and won a bag of nuts.

Patsy33

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A man is talking to God. "God, how long is a million years?" God answers, "To me, it's about a minute." "God, how much is a million dollars?" "To me, it's a penny." "God, may I have a penny?" "Wait a minute."

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