A Sad Angler

[Patsy33]

My wife is fed up and is leaving me for a few weeks because I keep going off fishing. She said I'm "Obsessed"! As she was storming out the front door, I shouted, "At least drop me a line!"

[Spicerack]

You need to tackle your obsession.

[Patsy33]

Would you like a car joke Spath :-)
I least I made you smirk....x

[Chipchopper]

That would do it, hook, line and sinker!

[Spicerack]

Spath pulls up outside the MOT centre.

[Patsy33]

Are you fishing for sympathy Spaths?
I'm sure things will turn out reel fine!

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^^
Spice that is so funny!
Not for Spaths though.... :-(

[Patsy33]

Buy yourself a lottery ticket....
I will wait with a - bait-ed breath...

[Patsy33]

I hope you net the big one! :-)

[zebo]

Is she an old trout?

[marval]

I will tackle this joke later.

[Spicerack]

I don't want to carp or cut up ruff but you've poached your 'tackle' off me.

[Patsy33]

Aww spice .. I bet you're gutted...

[tonyav]

He's casting aspersions, Patsy.

[Spicerack]

I feel like a 6 quid.

[Patsy33]

I thought he was a bit bitey!...