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A guy tries to get into a club but is told he has to be wearing a tie. He does not have one so he goes to his car , picks up the jump leads and ties them into a bow around his neck. He comes back to the bar and asks the doorkeeper if he can come in now. The reply is ''OK but don't start anything''
tommy cooper wasn't a type of l bloke anybody cud impersonate. sorry folks but these quips dont do him any justice. they need to come from his mouth only, or they're not funnny.
Yes Tommy had the act perfect. I remember him putting a policemans helmet on and saying ''Copper'' . Then he put a second police helmet on and said ''Tuppence'' Sounds like a very poor joke but the way he did it had the audience roaring with laughter.
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