Part Time Wife

[marval]

One day a teacher was talking about marriage in class.

She asked little Johnny, “What kind of wife would you like Johnny?”

Johnny replied, “I would like a wife like the moon.”

The teacher said, “What a choice, do you want her to be beautiful and calm like the moon?”

Little Johnny replied, “ No, I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning.

[maggiebee]

LOL x