A Man United ....

[melv16]

....fan walks into a travel agents and asks where's a good place in England to go on holiday.
You can't beat Southampton says the travel agent...

[Sqad]

LOL.....

[Tilly2]

That made Mr T laugh, Melv. I don't get it.

Stoke might be good as well, says he.

[Canary42]

.... or Norwich

[Tilly2]

Melv, apparently this joke went down very well at Mr T's bowls club. Thanks for that!

[melv16]

I'm here to serve, tilly:-)

[tonyav]

Are you the barman then, melv.

[Tilly2]

I'll have a white wine Spritzer, please. A large one. Soda, not lemonade. Thank you.

[shoota]

In a glass or will you take it intravenously?

[Togo]

I'll have a large whisky 50/50 cold water. EXTRA time, gawd my ticker.

[Tilly2]

Hold on, Togo......!

[tonyav]

I'll have a large single malt whiskey, no water or ice thanks.

[Tilly2]

Yont, you hae been elevated to His Tonyness. Congratulations. I'll drink to that! Intravenously Hic!

[Tilly2]

^ have. My 'v' has gone wonky

[tonyav]

Don't worry about it, Yilly.

Aston's V is very wonky at the moment ;-)

[melv16]

Only real ale's served at melv's bar.

[Hopkirk]

You said it

[Togo]

Penderyn 'Myth' single malt av. Sublime WELSH whisky.

[tonyav]

Not wonky enough to let the baggies score though, mind you they ain't gonna if they don't shoot.

[DaisyNonna]

There's a Villa in Brum going cheap all mod cons

[tonyav]

Any guest ales, melv ?.