I Treated My Grandparents...

[1ozzy]

...To a harbour cruise last weekend.
Whilst we were on the water one of those new high speed catamarans whizzed past.
Pointing to it I said "Check out the rate of knots that boat travels at Grandpa".
Squinting into the sun he replied "which craft".
"No Grandad, just a modern design with high powered motors".

[Jackdaw33]

Don't give up your day job.

[1ozzy]

Not much chance of that happening Jack.

[Old_Geezer]

Well, they probably appreciated getting out for a spell.

[janbee]

:-)