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McMouse | 08:55 Fri 15th May 2015 | Jokes
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"The Northampton Police report finding a man's body in the River Nene, near Becketts Park . The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on ***, purple lipstick, and a ‘Miliband for PM’ on his T-shirt. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his rectum. The police removed the Ed Miliband T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment."

In spite of what we sometimes think, the police really do care!

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How thoughtful of your police force...;-)
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