Englishman, Scotsman And Irishman

[paulllambert]

are visiting the Vatican. They take a wrong turning and end up in the Pope's bedroom. The Pope has a massive heart attack and dies in front of them. One of the Pope's aides asks them to keep quiet, and the news would be announced to the World in a couple of days time. The three see this as an opportunity to make some easy money, and visit the bookies on their return home and place bets on the Pope dying in the next few days. When the news is announced, they meet in a pub, to discuss their luck. " I got 50-1, and won £5000" says the Englishman. "I got 100-1, and won £10000" says Jock. "I was unlucky" says Paddy, " I put him in a £100 treble with the Archbishop of Canterbury and the Chief Rabbi".