Tree Slayers Case Moved To The Crown...
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3.00Am
The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later.
Finally, about 3:00 AM she heard a noise at the front door, and as she stood at the top of the stairs, there was her husband, drunk as a skunk, trying to navigate the stairs. 'Do you realize what time it is," she said.
He answered, "Don't get excited, I'm late because I bought something for the house.”
"Immediately her attitude changed, and as she ran down the stairs to meet him halfway, she said, "What did you buy for the house, dear?"
His answer was, "A round of drinks!"
Tired of having to balance his wife Cindy's cheque book, Mike made a deal with her; he would look at it, but only after she had spent a few hours trying to wrestle it into shape.
The following night, after spending hours poring over stubs and figures, Cindy said proudly, "I've done it! I made it balance!"
Impressed, Mike came over to take a look.
"Let's see...mortgage £50.00, electricity £0.50, and phone £5.00."
His brow wrinkled as he read the last entry. "It says here ESP, £615. What is that?"
"Oh," she said, "That means, Error Some Place!"
Finally, about 3:00 AM she heard a noise at the front door, and as she stood at the top of the stairs, there was her husband, drunk as a skunk, trying to navigate the stairs. 'Do you realize what time it is," she said.
He answered, "Don't get excited, I'm late because I bought something for the house.”
"Immediately her attitude changed, and as she ran down the stairs to meet him halfway, she said, "What did you buy for the house, dear?"
His answer was, "A round of drinks!"
Tired of having to balance his wife Cindy's cheque book, Mike made a deal with her; he would look at it, but only after she had spent a few hours trying to wrestle it into shape.
The following night, after spending hours poring over stubs and figures, Cindy said proudly, "I've done it! I made it balance!"
Impressed, Mike came over to take a look.
"Let's see...mortgage £50.00, electricity £0.50, and phone £5.00."
His brow wrinkled as he read the last entry. "It says here ESP, £615. What is that?"
"Oh," she said, "That means, Error Some Place!"
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