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marval | 16:56 Sun 10th Nov 2013 | Jokes
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A man knocked at the door of a house.

The lady of the house opened the door.

The man said, "I am the here, to fix your leaky pipe."

The Lady said, "We don't have a leaky pipe here."

The plumber says, "My note reads, your house called for an emergency plumber.

This is the address, aren’t you Mrs. Smith?"

The Lady says, "No, the Smiths moved away about a year ago.
We are the Jones."

The plumber grimaces, "What kind of people are they, they call for an emergency repair to be done and then move away."
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lol!
haha - wot a gas
sorry, don't get it. please explain.
I'm "leaking" reading this!!!
The whole joke revolves about the word 'emergency' flip. ummmmm - oh never mind, it is supposed to be ironic, and thus funny! Difficult to explain jokes, isn't it?

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