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excelsior-1 | 18:33 Sun 25th Aug 2013 | Jokes
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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Arrive naked ... with beer.
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So true! Worked for me-and i forgot the beer!
18:38 Sun 25th Aug 2013
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lol
18:38 Sun 25th Aug 2013
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would you like to try again pixie?
i drink sherry ;-)
18:42 Sun 25th Aug 2013
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Chacun a son gout! (too much beer = gout)
20:18 Sun 25th Aug 2013
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not quite, fred - it would suit Excelsior more (ie, to each his own)
20:23 Sun 25th Aug 2013
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20:24 Sun 25th Aug 2013
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lol alba you listening.....!!
09:27 Mon 26th Aug 2013
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Sorry, just seen that excel.

No problem, I'm sure i can forget the sherry just as easily;-)
11:30 Mon 26th Aug 2013

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