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berniecuddles | 10:18 Tue 06th Aug 2013 | Jokes
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One night a couple was lying in bed. The husband was feeling frisky so he rolled over and tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, but I have a gynaecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." Rejected, the husband turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later he rolls over and whispers in her ear "Do you have a dentist appointment, too?"

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Naughty, lol!
10:19 Tue 06th Aug 2013
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Oooh Bernie.
10:21 Tue 06th Aug 2013
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@svejk thats what mrs bernie said to me last nigh lol
10:24 Tue 06th Aug 2013
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lol
10:38 Tue 06th Aug 2013
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Her answer?

'Yes, I do have an appointment with the dentist, but just for you I'll take my false teeth out.'
10:41 Tue 06th Aug 2013

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