Religion & Spirituality1 min ago
The policeman had the pub under surveillance a few minutes before closing time, so he could see who comes out drunk.
The first one out the door at 1:00 o'clock am, weaved down the street, then fell on the curb. Sluggishly got up, then tried his keys in five cars before finding his own car.
Once inside his car, he fumbled with his keys for 2 or 3 minutes.
Meanwhile, all the club patrons had got into their cars and driven away, leaving this one bloke quite alone in the car park.
Finally, he got his car started and began to very slowly drive away.
Immediately, the police car was behind him with lights flashing.
The policeman asked the man to take a breathalyser test, to which he readily agreed.
When the reading was 0.0%, the policeman said, "How can this be?"
To which the man replied,
"Because tonight, I'm the designated decoy."
No best answer has yet been selected by Jemisa. Once a best answer has been selected, it will be shown here.For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.