Pub Stakeout...

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Jemisa | 15:00 Wed 15th May 2013 | Jokes
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The policeman had the pub under surveillance a few minutes before closing time, so he could see who comes out drunk.
The first one out the door at 1:00 o'clock am, weaved down the street, then fell on the curb. Sluggishly got up, then tried his keys in five cars before finding his own car.
Once inside his car, he fumbled with his keys for 2 or 3 minutes.
Meanwhile, all the club patrons had got into their cars and driven away, leaving this one bloke quite alone in the car park.
Finally, he got his car started and began to very slowly drive away.

Immediately, the police car was behind him with lights flashing.
The policeman asked the man to take a breathalyser test, to which he readily agreed.

When the reading was 0.0%, the policeman said, "How can this be?"
To which the man replied,

"Because tonight, I'm the designated decoy."


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I'll bet he enjoyed being that and had a good laugh... all the way to prison for wasting police time.

Still funny!!
An oldie but a goodie.

good one, Jem

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