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The New, New Testament
A child's viewpoint (American)
After the Old Testament came the New Testament.
Jesus is the star of The New Testament.
He was Born in Bethlehem in a barn. (I wish I had been Born in a barn too, because my mom is always saying to me, 'Close the door! Were you born in a barn?' It would be nice to be able to say, 'As A Matter of fact, I was.')
During His life, Jesus had many arguments with sinners like the Pharisees and the Republicans. Jesus also had twelve opossums. The worst one was Judas Asparagus. Judas was so evil that they named a terrible vegetable after him.
Jesus was a great man. He healed many leopards and even preached to some Germans on the Mount. But the Republicans and all those guys put Jesus on trial before Pontius the Pilot. Pilot didn't stick up for Jesus. He just washed his hands instead. Anyway, Jesus died for our sins, then came back to life again. He went up to Heaven but will be back at the end of the Aluminum. His return is foretold in the book of Revolution.
After the Old Testament came the New Testament.
Jesus is the star of The New Testament.
He was Born in Bethlehem in a barn. (I wish I had been Born in a barn too, because my mom is always saying to me, 'Close the door! Were you born in a barn?' It would be nice to be able to say, 'As A Matter of fact, I was.')
During His life, Jesus had many arguments with sinners like the Pharisees and the Republicans. Jesus also had twelve opossums. The worst one was Judas Asparagus. Judas was so evil that they named a terrible vegetable after him.
Jesus was a great man. He healed many leopards and even preached to some Germans on the Mount. But the Republicans and all those guys put Jesus on trial before Pontius the Pilot. Pilot didn't stick up for Jesus. He just washed his hands instead. Anyway, Jesus died for our sins, then came back to life again. He went up to Heaven but will be back at the end of the Aluminum. His return is foretold in the book of Revolution.
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out of the mouths of babes.......
08:24 Mon 13th May 2013
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