If You Ever Board An Aircraft ....

[excelsior-1]

....and recognise a friend called Jack, don’t shout ‘Hi Jack!’

[marval]

HaHa, don't wake a child either they are just having a kidnap.

[DTCwordfan]

It's not advisable either to take a blow-up doll on board.

[Baldric]

Ewe should remind HD of that DTC!

[vulcan42]

A friend of mine caused confusion at an hotel once when she shouted 'Hi' to her friend Ena.

[DTCwordfan]

judge has just returned

[mushroom25]

if, on boarding the plane, you switch your phone to airplane mode, will it then call you shirley?