A Duck Was About To Cross The Road..

[RATTER15]

when a chicken rushed and said "dont do it, you will never hear the end of it!!"

[cupid04]

why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat mate!

[Svejk]

Shouldn't have poked his beak in.

[dustypuss]

WADDLE he do next.

[DTCwordfan]

he'll go on the web......

[Baldric]

Eider not bet on it!

[RATTER15]

Hey whats going on!! this is my joke thread!!!

Ok, none are as good as mine anyway!

Bloody cheek!

[Sipowicz]

Duck off!

[Prudie]

You're right Ratter, that's very funny and I shall be passing it on.

[Baldric]

I'm off to Aylesbury then, if your going to be like that ;o)

[tonyav]

Don't be so malarddramatic RATTER.

[cupid04]

And the duck said 'I feel like chicken tonight!'

[Baldric]

I'll just have a quick pekin jokes before I go

[Svejk]

The first joke was fowl and the rest aren't funny eider.

[Prudie]

Encore une foie?

[DTCwordfan]

Est-ce-que vous faites pleins des canards maintenant, Prudie.....?

[starone]

Original one was best. Lol RATTER