Dear Ed...

[netibiza]

Ibiza Editor is still on sick leave - sorry!

[craft1948]

(It's a hangover)

[Robinia]

http://tiny.cc/pabdrw

[AB Editor]

Maybe you need to take a holiday to somewhere warm and... hold on...

[netibiza]

Thanks for the sympathy, and btw Robi you cannot fire someone on sick leave!
Ed believe it or not it is very chilly here now,ergo my bad cold!

[Psybbo]

But you look gorgeous, neti!

[craft1948]

It's 54°F today in Ibiza..................

[netibiza]

In the house it is 15º without heating, but it's a damp cold, really horrible.

[netibiza]

C that is not F

[netibiza]

Thank you sibton I am gorgeous!

[tonyav]

No sick pay though neti, you haven't done your 6 month probationary period yet lol.

[B00]

So that's a late AND a sickness within 2 weeks of you starting the job?

Hmmmm!

[netibiza]

Shooo B00B!!!

[tonyav]

Is a one month trail period B00 ?.

[netibiza]

tonyav, I don't do this for the money, I am a rich bored housewife!!

[tonyav]

Mmmmmm !!!!

[yogi-bear]

Pssst, aawwwww dont worry neti...If the Ed gives you the boot over your 'sickies', I can find you some work at Pacha, Eden, Cream/ Amnesia, Space and about 10 more funky clubs :0)

You may need to start practicing your lap-dancing techniques and finding a suitable short skirted costume :0)

[B00]

"You may need to start practicing your lap-dancing techniques and finding a suitable short skirted costume :0) "

Doesn't need the practice, and she's already got one (trollop)

Yes tony, disgraceful isn't it?

[tonyav]

Yes B00, you would think that a new starter would know better.
Even on a trial and not a trail period.

[Nibble]

I've got a stinking cold, but I'm still on Dover duty

[tonyav]

Good man Nibble, I will recommend you for promotion.