I Am Being Forced To Wear ...

[excelsior-1]

..soft French hats.

i have just got to grin and beret.

[flump1]

lol...keep them coming x

[DTCwordfan]

Laughed my onions off at this....

[Graham-W]

I'll drink to you tonight. I'll just call it a nightcap.

[cupid04]

Fedora jolly good fellow.

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

There was a writer who was famous for wearing hats, but I know nothing a boater.

[Svejk]

Mitre been worse.

[bibblebub]

i daren't ask what's a titfer

[Ann]

Feztering good joke!

[boxtops]

Do you want FED, OR A drink?

[DaisyNonna]

.. a cloche hat. Will I grow taller?

[owdhamer]

Did you get the beret off chuck.

[Ann]

Ah well - life is just a bowler cherries!

[jno]

jupe alors!

[bibblebub]

people are now taking the pith

[shoota]

This caps them all.

[boxtops]

Kepi it clean, folks :-)

[shoota]

No one will biretta it

[shoota]

Shall I use humour, or shall I tricorn?

[boxtops]

Bet you can't topper this one....

[Mick-Talbot]

These are brilliant!