My Boss At The Cemetery ......

[excelsior-1]

...... reluctantly fired me

he said i was a grave disappointment

[DTCwordfan]

Come off it, Excel, you were only filling in.

[askyourgran]

That was a little stiff.

[vulcan]

Just the skeleton staff left now.

[DTCwordfan]

I would cross myself if I was you, ayg!

[DTCwordfan]

Can I come around and have a spirit with you, excel?

[RATTER15]

Its a dying trade anyway!

[DTCwordfan]

I love a good cigar when I am commiserating, ashes to ashes and all that.........

[EDDIE51]

An elephant from the zoo died . His keeper was inconsolable and was found crying his eyes out.
The zoo owner tried to comfort him by promising to get a new elephant for him to look after.
'' It's not that'' cried the zoo keeper '' I've got to dig his grave !''

[excelsior-1]

of corpse you can, DT