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One for the ladies. Renault - Ford collaboration.

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tonyav | 11:31 Sun 14th Oct 2012 | Jokes
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Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Mixing the Renault Clio and the Ford Taurus they have designed the '' CLITAURUS. It comes in Pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.
Rumour has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning !. Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the kerb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled asto how the size of the boot increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.

This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it best to lease one and replace when it becomes troublesome.
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Lol tony. xx
Can you get one with a 'blower' on it?
Excellent.
I'm glad I saw this tony, I thought I was imagining the boot was getting larger on the old girl!
;o)
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You could give it a try, shoota lol.
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No Balric, it's just the paint. does my boot look big in this lol.
I find that a good waxing (preferably brazilian) helps restore some shine to an old banger ...
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That carnuba wax is very good, dave !
Naughty, naughty Tony!!
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I know you giggled, maggie lol.
That is funny Tony x
lol
O but G Tony, made me smile again. :)

Jem.
Look who's talking about a big boot!
Liked it.....made me smile. x
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Oi ^^^^ big boot.
Gonna get one?
Unfortunately like most men with their cars - it will get left in the garage all week - only brought out at weekends for a wash and touch up - will be driven really fast, so it knackers the engine and always pulls away fast at traffic lights, but then realises the handbrake is still on.....{:o(
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Oi Essex, stop p!ssing on my parade lol.
Just telling it like it is, Tone......hahaha
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DOH.

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