No harm in trying.

[moonraker558]

One night, as ttfn and Moony lay in bed, Moony gently taps ttfn on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. Ttfn turns over and says: I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."

Moony, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps ttfn arm again. This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

[Sqad]

I get that.

[tonyav]

LOL. moony, she's asking for votes on chatterbank !.

[ttfn]

Good - you can keep it Sqad

I am just so grateful he typed 'rejected' thuddddddddddddddddddd

[albaqwerty]

<< has just spluttered coffee all over keyboard :-D

[albaqwerty]

he rolls his arrrs well :-)

[ttfn]

Oh yes, albs, he has that certain matelot way of perambulating

Mainly because he is all at sea when Britannia is about

[marval]

Ooh, some people like living dangerously.

[craft1948]

Did she take her teeth out?

[askyourgran]

Yes craft I think they are still clenched around the offending organ.

[ttfn]

Thanks, gran, you have put me off dental floss for life :(

[askyourgran]

lol ttfn.x