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starone | 11:29 Tue 11th Sep 2012 | Jokes
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One for the girls :

Now I lay me down to sleep

I pray the Lord my shape to keep.

Please no wrinkles, Please no bags

Please lift my bum before it sags.

Please no age spots, please no grey

As for my belly, Please take it away.

Keep me healthy, Keep me young,

And thank you Lord, For all you've done.


Foot Note:

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:

'If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're
nuts.'
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Love it starbi, more please. Welcome Back.

jem
15:02 Tue 11th Sep 2012
Love it starbi, more please. Welcome Back.

jem
LOL, I've heard the prayer before, but not the Foot Note. That is just quality!
A bit late, but that is brilliant.

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