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Your first olympic joke...

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Jemisa | 23:21 Wed 18th Jul 2012 | Jokes
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It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London.


A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in,

but they haven't got tickets

.
The Scotsman picks up a manhole-cover, tucks it under

his arm and walks to the gate.


"McTavish, Scotland," he says, "Discus," and in he walks.




The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and

slings it over his shoulder.


"Waddington-Smythe, England," he says, "Pole vault,

" and in he walks.




The Irishman looks around, picks up a roll of barbed wire

and tucks it under his arm.


"O'Malley, Ireland," he says,



"Fencing..."

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>>>Your first olympic joke

"First" !!!!

I am 62 years old and I remember telling this joke when I was in my teens !
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There are people out there younger you know who haven't heard it . What goes around comes around, you VHG should know that more than some.
No one said it was new. Doh!!

jem :)
LOL.
Tee-hee - very good.
It is funny
oh no!!

take that one back to where you found it.
Id say after the 100metres final the other runners will be saying "You seen Bolt"?
I thought it was funny. I have not heard it before.

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