Yorkshire Air Ambulance Cd 30/5
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Your first olympic joke...
It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London.
A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in,
but they haven't got tickets
.
The Scotsman picks up a manhole-cover, tucks it under
his arm and walks to the gate.
"McTavish, Scotland," he says, "Discus," and in he walks.
The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and
slings it over his shoulder.
"Waddington-Smythe, England," he says, "Pole vault,
" and in he walks.
The Irishman looks around, picks up a roll of barbed wire
and tucks it under his arm.
"O'Malley, Ireland," he says,
"Fencing..."
A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in,
but they haven't got tickets
.
The Scotsman picks up a manhole-cover, tucks it under
his arm and walks to the gate.
"McTavish, Scotland," he says, "Discus," and in he walks.
The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and
slings it over his shoulder.
"Waddington-Smythe, England," he says, "Pole vault,
" and in he walks.
The Irishman looks around, picks up a roll of barbed wire
and tucks it under his arm.
"O'Malley, Ireland," he says,
"Fencing..."
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