Some very poor taste one-liners...

Kiki-frog | 09:44 Sun 27th May 2012 | Jokes

11 Answers

... from the bro-in-law.

Such an unfair world. When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered
sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its £2.50/min
(charges may vary).

Got stopped in the street outside Boots today by a woman with a
clipboard asking "What products do I use for grooming?" She was a bit
taken aback when I replied, "Facebook".

Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at
my feet and we ended up having sex there and then. God, I love my new
Taser!

Got a new Jack Russell pup today, he's mainly black and brown with
just a small white area so I've called him Bradford.

If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tins
of ham then delete it. It’s Spam.

They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Now correct me if I'm
wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is
going to shift this beer belly.

I’ve just watched a documentary about children being beaten and abused
in Indian sweatshops. Looking at the quality of stitching on my new
trainers the little bastards deserved it!

When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and put
a cherry on my head. Yeah, life was tough in the gateau.

The local deli ran out of milk again due to the freezing weather,
fortunately, my elderly neighbour Doreen has plenty stacked up on her
doorstep.

Sorry!