Any one fancy helping me.....

divegirl | 08:28 Wed 25th Apr 2012 | ChatterBank

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Morning....day 48....still raining, hark I hear thunder too.
Just posted this on my FB, thought it quite amusing....

http://www.ehow.com/how_2120468_build-ark.html

I know it will take months and months of rain to fill the reservoirs down sarf, but it has been raining constantly since the ban was imposed!

Lisa xxx

Good morning to all

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boxtops

I haven't got any gopherwood, Lisa....

rowanwitch

You might need room for more than two cats on the AB ark...

But you can leave spiders off the list

Mosaic

I'll help, but only if room can be found for my lovely breeding pair of behemoths. Their no trouble and will generate lots of dung to plug leaks,

RATTER15

I have a breeding pair of dogs, I think they may eat the cats though!

divegirl

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lol...I actually did it as a BBQ invite on my FB and asked for all food donations to be live and in pairs!
So we have dogs and cats sorted.....Rowan I'm all up for the extinction of spiders.
Just seen some ducks float past the window.....
Anymore offers?

divegirl

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Bu88er....for got the gopher wood boxtops.... Surely Homebase will have laminate flooring or the like on offer?

RATTER15

The dogs and the cats may eat the ducks!

boxtops

Before you get the beasties, you need the boat... they are building a replica of the Dover Bronze Age boat outside our library, would you like to pop along and borrow it for a few days?

Davethedog

Reservoirs are full "down sarf" It is the aquifiers and ground water that is supposedly lacking.

However given the constant harping by the water companies one has to question:

A) Their motives and agenda.

B) Their competence

C) Their policy of selling resevouirs to housing companies in the past.

divegirl

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Ratter...if you can't keep the Wolfies under control will re-populate the world with Chihuahua instead....you have been warned!

How kind of you Boxtops, are you sure they won't mind? I could foresee some drunken boat building mis-haps other wise!

And, why doesn't that surprise me Dave :0/

rowanwitch

But who from the site should go on the ark...

You probably need Sqad... and maybe waterboatman and humbersloop and Sallas is a sailing fan