GRAMMAR

[shooty]

The difference between knowing your sh*t

and knowing you're sh*t

[New Judge]

(1) = Knowing the sh*t that belongs to you.

(2) = Knowing that you are sh*t.

[ludwig]

It's a joke NJ, not a question. This is the jokes section.

[peashaq]

No Sugar NJ!

[MarkRae]

Your right!
It is indeed my right.

[peashaq]

Ah, c'mon Ed - you've ruined my joke.

[peashaq]

In what deed MR?

[owdhamer]

The post sounds poo to me

[shooty]

i was going to post this on A or AN

I decicided not to.

good call or bad call ?

[peashaq]

What's A and AN shooty? I'm new here.

[shooty]

http://www.theanswerb.../Question1106671.html

[peashaq]

Got it, it's the (')

[jomifl]

ludwig@

[Mosaic]

Well I think it's quite witty!

[New Judge]

Sorry, suffered a temporary sense of humour shutdown (principally because I saw the question on the opening page as did not check what section it was under. So here's my revised response:

Ha ha ha !!

[rojash]

I've been caught like that in the past, too, NJ.

http://www.theanswerb...swerbank-Suggestions/

[rojash]

Oops!

http://www.theanswerb.../Question1106717.html

[bravejordy]

This reminds me of the English lessons and the importance of using commas in sentences, that we were taught in school and one example in particular:-

"The defendant said the judge is an idiot." (not a dig at you, New Judge, honest!)

and the correct way:


"The defendant, said the judge, is an idiot."

What a difference a couple of commas can make!

[rowanwitch]

should the first comma be a semi colon?

[bravejordy]

No, because the commas denote a break in the sentence. For instance, it could just as easily be written as:-

"The defendant is an idiot" said the judge.

[craft1948]

Shouldn't it be "The defendant" said the judge "is an idiot"