The Little Girl and the Atheist

[starone]

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned
to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up
a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the
total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no
Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" and he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a
question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -
grass.. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat
patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks
about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when
you don't know Sugar?"

And then she went back to reading her book.

[starone]

I should have put that as sh*It and then it wouldn't have been altered to sugar.

[tenrec]

Brilliant, love it.

[jomifl]

I'm convinced

[Anlyn]

Yep, the concept of God, Heaven and Hell and an after life is..sh1t..
Was this a joke?

...I have no sense of humour...:0(

[starone]

I am an atheist anlyn, but I can still laugh at myself and make fun of myself. It is definitely a joke and not intended for religious arguments.

[Anlyn]

Fairynuff Starbuckone, I got the wrong end of the stick as usual.

[jomifl]

and the answer is?

[Anlyn]

A Theist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned
to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up
a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the
total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

Oh, I don't know," said the Theist. "How about why there is a God, and
Heaven and Hell, and life after death?" and he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a
question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -
grass.. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat
patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The Theist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks
about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
why there is a God, Heaven andHell, and a life after death, when
you don't know Sugar?"

And then she went back to reading her book.

[missprim]

Well I liked it *$1 but it was spoilt slightly by someone changing sh*t to sugar.

[wildwood]

It is the automated profanity filter, missprim.

Great joke starbuck.

[missprim]

Yes I know wildwood but it renders the joke to not making sense.

[giveup]

How thick am I. I was trying to work out how sugar affected poo.

[Quizmonkey]

Anlyn, your version works much better!

[jomifl]

Anlyn, :-) a well made point.

[scowie]

sorry to be boring but these animals obviously have different digestive systems. We know cows have 3 stomachs which woud take up a lot of body mass and probably stops them being able to run like horses.

As for deer, well, i guess they just have tight ***! :-)

[scowie]

...tight bumholes that is :-)

...cows obviously have one's big enough to fit your fist in so it's no wonder theirs comes out in floods! :-)