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starone | 20:13 Mon 09th Jan 2012 | Jokes
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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it
So I said 'Implants?' She hit me.

Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

How come the USA chooses from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ?

When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN!

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn't you know it....
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

Bumper sticker of the year:
'If you can read this, thank a teacher -
And, since it's in English, thank a soldier'

Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?

And remember:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

Save the Earth.....It's the only planet with chocolate on it!!!!!!!!


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First 3 are classics.
I don't get the one that says " Why do I have to swear. . . . "
Love them...
Good ones

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