Everything but

[marval]

The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice.

He had always hated Maths, so, he asked his secretary for some Mathematical help.

He asked her, "If I were to give you £20,000 minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

She replied, "Everything but my earrings."

[wildwood]

(°¿°) good one, as usual, marval.

[starone]

Ha-ha - love it.