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mibn2cweus | 16:12 Tue 18th Oct 2011 | Jokes
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How long is a sausage that extends from CERN to Gran Sasso?

60 nanoseconds shorter than you think it is.
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Avatar Image tenrec
That's a bit highbrow for my poor little brain!
16:14 Tue 18th Oct 2011
Avatar Image rojash
Is that like 60 nanosecs in the manufacture, or in the eating of it?
16:37 Tue 18th Oct 2011
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60 nanoseconds is how long it would last with my friend's dog around!
16:53 Tue 18th Oct 2011
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I thought it was.
17:41 Tue 18th Oct 2011
Avatar Image wildwood
Thank you for that Sir. I thought there was still one thing I didn't know. My life is now complete.
21:56 Tue 18th Oct 2011

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