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lindylou16 | 19:23 Fri 13th Aug 2010 | Jokes
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A farmer discovers overnight his sheepdog can talk, so to check it's intelligence, he asks the dog to count his sheep. The dog runs into the field, counts them, and then runs back.

'So,' says the farmer. 'How many sheep were there?'

'40,' replies the dog.

'You're not so clever then!' exclaims the farmer. 'I only bought 39!'

'I know,' says the dog. 'But I rounded them up.' I like this!
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I like it.
20:22 Fri 13th Aug 2010
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love it
20:23 Fri 13th Aug 2010
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Good one
22:27 Fri 13th Aug 2010
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liked that one.
22:31 Fri 13th Aug 2010
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very good.....
22:34 Fri 13th Aug 2010
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Nah, don`t get it
22:42 Fri 13th Aug 2010
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Elvis, Man buys 39, dog rounds up 40. Man got 1 for free.
10:17 Sat 14th Aug 2010

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