Just a rant......

[craft1948]

I've waited in all day (even cancelled a dentist's appointment,) for a UPS delivery.

The guy has pulled up in the van, unloaded the delivery just outside the door, and buggered off before i could even speak to him.

How do I move a 5 foot tree in a 12 litre container?

[4getmenot]

sackbarrow?

[Bobbisox]

phone them straight back crafty

[AB Editor]

Oh dear Craft. Can you get out of the front door or are you actually trapped until a strapping young man arrives?

Spare Ed

[craft1948]

I don't know any strapping young men...........I may cry.

[Bobbisox]

worrabout yer builder man?

[redman41]

If it's a Leylandii craft, by tomorrow morning it will be about 12 foot tall with Blackbirds nesting in it ! lol

[craft1948]

I'll sort something out, but so far it's just been one of those days!! I could ask the nice neighbour whose wife hit my car, but I think I'd rather chop the tree down.

[craft1948]

Thanks red............it is hopefully a Black Lace Elder...

[Bobbisox]

awww this aint a laughing matter craft
sorry bout that x

[mccfluff]

i'll come and shift it for you

[mazie]

How wide is the entrance down the side of your house craft?

[redman41]

An Elder with Black Lace, well that sounds interesting !

[4getmenot]

Oh dear you've come to the end when you cant flutter your eyelashes at anyone passing by to help you. I went up Homebase earlier and had them all carrying things to my car

[mccfluff]

thats a bit forward mazie.......

[askyourgran]

Lol redman, your'e a great help.

Craft do you know anyone with a couple of skateboards?

[ottosump]

Collar the next person who walks past the house, they can only refuse, shy people get nothing.
Regards Otto, sunny but quite breezy Cumbria

[craft1948]

I've managed to shove and push it away from the door to the side of the house, but it needs to go about another 30' into the back garden........I think I'll ring the daughter and sound really helpless............

[mazie]

:o) I know, I'm like that fluff.
I was just thinking if it's wide enough (the side entrance!) then craft could lay the tree on it's side and roll it round the back.

[peter-andre]

Hi hoooooooooo!.....know of any dwarves in your area, crafty?.....they'll shift it in no time.

[redman41]

Cover it in Tinsel and put a Fairy on top ready for Xmas..:-)