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Is it dull on
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here this afternoon? Where is everyone and what are they up to which must be more fun?
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HI brenda, it certainly is quiet
Sqad, can I pick your brains, you being a medical man and all that?
My daughter dental nurse by pro.) has just came in from work to a letter from our local authority,saying my grandson was classed as obese, he is 3'8'' tall and weighs 3stone 7llbs, he is 5 yrs old and resembles a bean pole!
Why I mentioned my daughters job, if anyone is not allowed to eat rubbish, it is him, she is almost paranoid about giving him his 5 a-day.
He was a 26 weeks baby and we spent the first year rejoicing if he put on 1oz a day, she is a very unhappy mum about this, apparently for his age they should weigh between 2st 10lb and 3st 7lb which he is!!!
joy x
Sqad, can I pick your brains, you being a medical man and all that?
My daughter dental nurse by pro.) has just came in from work to a letter from our local authority,saying my grandson was classed as obese, he is 3'8'' tall and weighs 3stone 7llbs, he is 5 yrs old and resembles a bean pole!
Why I mentioned my daughters job, if anyone is not allowed to eat rubbish, it is him, she is almost paranoid about giving him his 5 a-day.
He was a 26 weeks baby and we spent the first year rejoicing if he put on 1oz a day, she is a very unhappy mum about this, apparently for his age they should weigh between 2st 10lb and 3st 7lb which he is!!!
joy x
The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists, a
University graduate and an old aboriginal.
They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and
Come up with a poem that contained the word.
The word they were given was ' TIMBUKTU '
First to recite his poem was the university graduate.
He stepped up to the microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels two by two
Destination - Timbuktu ...
The crowd went crazy! No way could the old aboriginal top that, they thought.
The old aboriginal calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a huntin' went
Met three ****** in a pop up tent
They were three, and we was two
So I buck one, and Timbuktu ....
The aboriginal won
heres a little joke to titter to
joy x