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just stole this from jokes i think its very funny
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Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
I posted it there too.
Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
I posted it there too.
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.I know this is going off subject but how about this:
Paddy was having a fancy dress party and asked everyone to come dressed as a human emotion.
When the party was in full swing, the door bell rang and paddy answered it to see Mick dressed in an all-in-one green body suit with the letters N and V emblazoned upon the chest.
"What have you come as Mick?" asked Paddy.
"I'm green with envy" Mick replied.
A few minutes later, the door bell rang again and this time Paddy saw Siobhan standing there naked save for a bright pink feather boa censoring her naughty bits.
"What have you come as?" Paddy asked.
"I'm tickled pink!" she replied.
A few minutes later Paddy answered the door to see two guys standing there, one with his knob in a bowl of custard and the other with his todger inside a pear.
"Jaysus," cried Paddy. "What the bejusus are you doing there dressed like that? And what have you come as anyway?"
"Well I'm just f****ing discustard and Niall 'eres just come in dispair!"
Paddy was having a fancy dress party and asked everyone to come dressed as a human emotion.
When the party was in full swing, the door bell rang and paddy answered it to see Mick dressed in an all-in-one green body suit with the letters N and V emblazoned upon the chest.
"What have you come as Mick?" asked Paddy.
"I'm green with envy" Mick replied.
A few minutes later, the door bell rang again and this time Paddy saw Siobhan standing there naked save for a bright pink feather boa censoring her naughty bits.
"What have you come as?" Paddy asked.
"I'm tickled pink!" she replied.
A few minutes later Paddy answered the door to see two guys standing there, one with his knob in a bowl of custard and the other with his todger inside a pear.
"Jaysus," cried Paddy. "What the bejusus are you doing there dressed like that? And what have you come as anyway?"
"Well I'm just f****ing discustard and Niall 'eres just come in dispair!"
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: 'That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!'
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: 'The driver just insulted me!'
The man says: 'You go right up there and tell him off - go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.'
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: 'The driver just insulted me!'
The man says: 'You go right up there and tell him off - go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.'
This woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: 'Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?'
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: 'Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight....'
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: 'Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight....'
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