im about to take my dog

[zzxxee]

for a walk anyone care to join me?

[4getmenot]

Depends where if its a long walk off a short pier I'll pass

[sqad617]

Join you ?..........why? Have you come apart?....get it......come apart. LOL LOL

[craft1948]

I was going to come with you then suddenly realised I'd put my dog in the boarding kennels this morning!

[sqad617]

This thread will be "dogged" by these inuendos..........get it.....dogged LOL. Please don't hound me off this thread, as I am having so much fun.........hound!! LOL

[christine847]

I will come too....if you dont mind a big black labby x

[sqad617]

craft..........I hope he will not be too bored......got it....bored.

[ummmm]

I don't get the bored bit???????

[craft1948]

lol sqad - knowing my dog he'll probably get expelled

[sqad617]

ummm....boarding (bored...ing)...........please yerself.

[moonshadow]

Are you off somewhere nice Craft?

[stewey]

4get; if they are walking along a pier they could always embark a barque and sail in a dog-leg course down the twisting river......wouln't that be a tale?

[craft1948]

No sorry it's really boring - I've got builders in (errm) and they are taking down the garden fenceing and building a nice brick wall so I'll have a lovely walled garden which I've always wanted. Unfortunately this means the dog can't go out and will go berserk at strangers in the garden so I have packed him off to the kennels for 3 weeks!!

[Bbbananas]

When I worked behind the bar at the golf club one of the old guys; a right toss-pot misandnist if ever there was one, whistled to me from one end of the bar to the other, obviously wanting me to 'serve' him and shouted "Walkies".

I walked very slowly & calmly from my end of the bar to his, maintaining constant eye contract with the squat Hitler-esque w@nker, & told him in front of his mates that if he ever did that again I would refuse to ever serve him again & that I didn't care who the hell the little tw@t thought he was.

He went beetroot & made a quick exit to the 'gents'. Every time after that he was the essence of politeness.

Not really relevant to this thread - it just sparked a memory.

>> (now I await replies saying that I must be a 'dog'. HaHa.) Woof.

[sqad617]

Ooooooh! salla I like it when you talk dirty.