Can I just say that I am fine? Not a cat, but a long-term member of Answerbank and I've never posted on Chatterbank before, but it seems that the lunatic fringe have picked up on my name - a perfectly reasonable name, not the sort of thing you would call a cat unless you were a halfwit - so I am fine.
I would seriously be prepared to pay for that username, it's so Monty Python and Blackadder rolled into one! I've had a few wild stabs at the password but no joy :(