Hi I'm New Here

[LadyCG]

Please be kind, I'm really timid and shy.

What's for dinner?

[sunny-dave]

Roast Revenant with back again sauce ...

[LadyCG]

That sound lovely, David.

I'm probably just having soup. IBS is killing me again.

[LadyCG]

Has anyone seen the other new chappie, the one with the orange bucket?

[Ken4155]

I believe he's donned the camouflage of a Blackpool football strip and concealed himself in a section of B&Q.

[LadyCG]

Oh, he's such a good sport.

[Bobbisox1]

Tripe and onions with liver as well ( I’m not but who cares ? ;)

[sandyRoe]

I'd like the liver and onions with a bit of bacon. No tripe for me, thanks.

[Ken4155]

Nowt wrong with tripe. Puts hairs on yer chest - on the inside:-)

[Bobbisox1]

And spotted d1ck for pudd

[sandyRoe]

Is that contagious? ^

[maggiebee]

Think there's a cream for that Bobbi

[LadyCG]

Bobbi, you dirty bat !!

If I mentioned spotted dcik to the OH he'd chase me round the house.

[Bobbisox1]

Oi! Didn’t say Spot a D1ck, it’s spotted d1ck :0)))
I’ll go to the chemist now Maggs :0/

[LadyCG]

Is it too early for wine?

[Bobbisox1]

Yes definitely, look what happened the last time ( wink)
I may partake around 8 this evening and raise my glass to our dear Queen Elizabeth 11

[LadyCG]

Dammit, OH has poured me a glass. I'll have to drink it now. Drat.

[jourdain2]

Never mind Lady CG as long as there's enough in the bottle to see you through dinner time! Perhaps better open another to be on the safe side. :)

[LadyCG]

We've run out, Jourdain. It's scandalous. I've deployed LordMG to the local Spar to get an emergency supply.

[LadyCG]

Pssst, Bobbi, you're not really having tripe are you?

I will seriously have to rethink our friendship if you are, you dirty bat.

[webbo3]

stonkingly hot and spicy chilli with cheesy garlic bread and some spicy chilly bite things.