Why Did Boris Johnson Want To Stay Until His Successor Is Chosen….

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… if he isn’t going to do any work?

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/aug/06/boris-johnson-under-fire-for-approach-to-final-weeks-as-pm

[naomi24]

Let's not take any contributing factors for the current situation into account, eh Gromit? That would spoil the delusion.

[FatticusInch]

naomi24
//In the sour world of Dougieland, 'porkies', as he calls them, are only porkies when he thinks other people are telling them.//

PMSL, Johnson is a proven liar and serial adulterer, even the most hardened Tories know it was going to be one of those two traits that would do for him in the end and so it proved.
Your delusional views get deeper every day, haven’t you stopped sucking the lemons and devouring the sour grapes yet? Lol

[douglas9401]

My spidey senses alerted me to naomi using me to 'prove' or 'show' something.

I'll just direct her to her own standard retort to P Pedant esq re inane ramblings even though I get to catch the very edge of her estimable spotlight by association.

Lofty and rarified up here.

[sandyRoe]

Would his name written on the ballot paper constitute a vote for him?
He might want to stay on.

[ducksie]

I thought he wanted to stay so that he can get married at chequers, as PM, but I see that is no longer the venue

[naomi24]

Nothing inane in my rambling about your 'porkie' at 23:41 Sat, douglas.

Ducksie, he was married last year at Westminster Cathedral.

[Bazile]

Oh man - is there going to be another wall paper change ?

[douglas9401]

I suppose it depends on where stuff is viewed from, naomi.

[ducksie]

I knew that bit Naomi but he was planning a wedding party at chequers
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/jul/07/boris-johnson-to-host-july-wedding-party-with-carrie-at-chequers

[naomi24]

Yes, Ducksie, he was. The alternative turned out to be not such a bad option though so no harm done.

[FatticusInch]

Yes, it appears he managed to get another sucke…..sorry, Party donor to pay for his nuptials lavishness, not unlike the Downing St flat or the proposed £150,000 tree house that he tried to get others to stump up for.

What a weasel.

What a toad.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10994631/amp/Boris-Carrie-Johnson-NOT-hold-wedding-party-Chequers.html

https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/vk9qjw/boris_johnson_planned_150000_treehouse_for_son/

[FatticusInch]

naomi24
//Yes, Ducksie, he was. The alternative turned out to be not such a bad option though so no harm done.//

Never is when it’s someone else’s moolah.

[gulliver1]

Never thought it could happen. but Johnson has done more damage to the UK than Thatcher did ,and whoever is the next Con PM, be it Punch or Judy ,will make even a bigger cock up of it.

[goodgoalie]

He's also put the Camberwell house he bought with Carrie up for sale. Why did they buy it and where are they going to live when they have to quit No 10?

[Peter Pedant]

// Never is when it’s someone else’s moolah.//
so true so true
fatticus-fay-nom-en-arlay ( phenomenale in Italian)

yeah foo listen - Boris said to Carrie have you hired the stripper?
and she said - what the stripper for the gold wall paper?
ter daah - hope to take it wiv dem see

[Peter Pedant]

// Yes, it appears he managed to get another sucke…..sorry, Party donor//
yeah French for sucker is souceur I think
Pompanaro (Italian) is more cack-sicker

such vulgar words used next to Blessed Boris ( the bonka)

[Peter Pedant]

hmm Naomi is gonna aske what the Latin is.... occurs in Catullus somewhere probably

[gulliver1]

Did you see Boris in his wedding party suit what a plonker Think his hairdresser is also his tailor. pmsl.

[Gromit]

// They snapped up the four-bed Victorian terrace in July 2019. The Johnsons have been living in Downing Street since 2019..
It is understood they had been looking to rent out the three-storey red brick home in Camberwell for up to £4,000 a month, but never got round to it. //

That’s £144,000 rent he couldn’t be bothered to pick up and the on running costs, council tax etc. no wonder he had to go selling the Tory Big Issue.

[Paigntonian]

Don't get this Leftie envy rubbish. If a friend, or Tory donor, is happy to pay for new wallpaper or a tree house can't really see the problem. If I happened to have a very rich friend who knew my kids I don't think he should be censured if he wants to pay for a tree house. The Blairs, of course, got the taxpayer to stump up for redecoration at Number 10. Is that better?