Boris is a giant spoilt baby. He needs to be spoilt and pampered or he can't function. Carrie knows this which is why she organised a birthday party for him while 7-year-old girls were cancelling their own. No party and he would have been in a huge sulk and we might have threatened Russia or something. What other explanation is there for a birthday party for him?
He has always been this way. Spoilt. A cheat. A liar. Dozens of examples, littered through history. Why we ever voted him in and put up with it, I don't know. Ah, yes ... Brexit.
Time to put up with it no longer. Come on Tories, you can do a lot better than this.