............the higher the infection rate. Tis true me luvlies! So, here is the new rap, and I want to see you all doing it. You've heard it before, so there's no excuse:
Hands, face, waste of space
I said hands, face waste of space.
Oops upside you head
I said oops upside your head.
While singing it, you do this:
1. Clap hands together once.
2. Put both hands to your face, once.
3. Lower hands and swipe them accross each other.
4. Repeat.
It's good fun! And true. Are you all joining in? Come on! Some of you are not doing it. It's good exercise anyway!
No bobanwiles. Tis a statement of fact, not anything to do with consequences. As the restrictions increase, the infection rate rises. That's just the way it is!
Tis allso true that the more umbrellas that gets the more it rains.
Therefore we should ban the sale of umbrellas and rainy days will be over
It could be off course that people who dont follow the rules guidance - such as those who deliberately wear dirty masks and wear them under there chin are the ones the frustrated senior doctor was talking about with his 'blood on there hands' speec teh other day
It's not a suggestion, Martin. Just an observation. Tell me it isn't true. I get the feeling that speaking out about all this is tantamount to blasphemy in some peoples' eyes. I've been called a commie! I had to laugh at that. Still do! :o)
Exactly, Bobb. And have you noticed that the more layers of clothes people wear the colder it gets. That means we can possibly reverse global warming by making people wear lots of clothes in summer.
Am tempted to play on your waste of space comment but will leave you to your attention seeking ramblings and continued ignorance of scientific and medical opinion consensus across the world. Maybe a round of golf will clear your head....