Say Something Stupid

[jordyboy14]

I will start the ball rolling with why cant we close our borders for say 10 years to give us some breathing space.( no offensive replies please I am fragile)

[mikey4444]

Close our borders to whom jordy ?

Just black and brown people or anybody who isn't British ?

[bhg481]

So that's no tourists, no students, no visiting reltives, no businessmen etc?

[steg]

I think they should close the Scotland englandshire border, to many english imigrants up here

[cupid04]

Then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like 'I love you.'

[mrs_overall]

Haggis should be banned as it is the food of Satan and tastes like peppered sawdust

[aelmpvw]

i can only assume that means you are very partial to a portion of haggis mrs_o?

[steg]

Mmm.... peppered sawdust..... yummy

[mrs_overall]

ael is handsome, witty, tall, well educated and rich.

Now how was that for something stupid? ;-)

[baza]

But could you eat a whole one...

[aelmpvw]

i am tall so there ...

[mrs_overall]

baza....are you talking about haggis or ael??????

[baza]

Whichever you prefer...;-))

[DTCwordfan]

Bananas are the food of the devil and should be shoved up monkeys' bums.

[Strawberry5]

Poor monkeys.

[steg]

No rich monkeys aswell

[sandyRoe]

If only coffee tasted even half as good as it's aroma promises.

[Old_Geezer]

I'm not here.

[viv41]

Cameron changes his mind on Brexit !!

[Mamyalynne]

Wibble.

[jno]

tourism brings in about £100 billion a year. Are you sure you want to give that up just so you can be more like North Korea?